Mount Etna blows a smoke ring during volcanic eruptions.
mt etna is my bro
In preparation for 420calypse
developing an embarrassing crush more like
I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
i feel sorry for every teenage girl with the last name cullen bc on every single social media site people are just gonna assume
The most perfect conclusion about how “virginity” came to be I’ve ever encountered.